http://www.goldenjoystick.co.uk/
Possibly the worst shortlists I have ever seen. Check out publisher of the year. Can you spot the most obvious omission?
Even more amusing as Football Manager 2005 is up for PC game of the year.
Golden [i]Joke[/i]stick Awards 2005
Really the worst? Seems pretty average to me for this sort of thing.
The best soundtrack list is pretty appalling though.
OK so I was being a little over eggy. I suppose I'm miffed that Sega didn't make it into the publisher shortlist, especially when you see THQ sitting in there. Then I have to remind myself that this is just a load of shit and I care as much about this as I do the TV awards i.e. zero.
Still good for a giggle.
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"Ico's secret was not that it did what it did do so much as it refused to attempt what it didn't want to do." - Tim Rogers
Which video gaming heroine deserves to appear in her very own FHM photo shoot? You decide!
Blaze from Streets of Rage
6%
Jill Valentine from Resident Evil
13%
The girls from Dead or Alive
38%
Nina from Tekken
8%
Lara Croft - Tomb Raider Legend
27%
Joanna Dark - Perfect Dark Zero
8%
That's strange, didn't Joanna Dark end up doing it despite only getting 8%?
I would have gone for Lady from DMC3 tbh...
I'd probably have the fit bird from Cyber Sled, the pilot of the spider looking sled, she was ace.
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"Ico's secret was not that it did what it did do so much as it refused to attempt what it didn't want to do." - Tim Rogers
Film based goty: RE4. eh? surely some mistake....
There is no justice.
I have a feeling she has been on the cover of some magazines, although perhaps not anything Sega would approve of.
My cyber babe has to be Rachel from Ninja Gaiden!